Ok, I feel justified. Coffee has been irrefutably proven to be good for what ails you. People who drink coffee live longer; keep their brains functioning; and are happy! Yeah, I told you so.
And now for the ultimate told-you-so: Garden soil makes you happy! Current research shows that garden soil contains microbes that affect your body in the same way that Prozac does! Playing in dirt helps alleviate depression. Ever hear of the "Happy Gardener"? Of course!
Ok, now friends, I'm inviting you to come over here. I'll pour you a cup of real coffee, and allow you to walk barefoot in my garden, and I will only charge you the special, introductory price of $60/hr - that's 1/2 off standard therapy charges. Note: there will be surcharge if your case is severe enough to require eating some of my dirt.
The doctor is in.
And now for the ultimate told-you-so: Garden soil makes you happy! Current research shows that garden soil contains microbes that affect your body in the same way that Prozac does! Playing in dirt helps alleviate depression. Ever hear of the "Happy Gardener"? Of course!
Ok, now friends, I'm inviting you to come over here. I'll pour you a cup of real coffee, and allow you to walk barefoot in my garden, and I will only charge you the special, introductory price of $60/hr - that's 1/2 off standard therapy charges. Note: there will be surcharge if your case is severe enough to require eating some of my dirt.
The doctor is in.
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