Me and the Dalai Lama

I noticed tonight that His Holiness, the Dalai Lama is in my circle of friends on some kind of Google social network. This comes as quite a surprise. Apparently he has been sending me a message now and then, for my benefit and improvement, no doubt. I'll have to start reading them.

Wonder if he drinks coffee - is he a Decaf man?  No way. Wonder what his friends call him... Dalai??

Warm that up for you, hon? How about a muffin? I have a few questions I'd like to discuss with you.