I hate housework. Why in the world when there are so many books to read; walks to take; letters to write; porches to sit on and ice tea to sip; must we do housework? There's a beach and an ocean right out there, for goodness sake.
Yeah, yeah I know, the perfecting experience of attending to menial tasks. In that case, I think I'm perfect enough. Spare me any more face-to-face time with toilets.
If God meant for us to do housework, he wouldn't have created so many delicious and beautiful distractions.
Obviously there is a dirty toilet in my immediate future. Can't someone at least call me on the telephone??
I'm just saying......
Yeah, yeah I know, the perfecting experience of attending to menial tasks. In that case, I think I'm perfect enough. Spare me any more face-to-face time with toilets.
If God meant for us to do housework, he wouldn't have created so many delicious and beautiful distractions.
Obviously there is a dirty toilet in my immediate future. Can't someone at least call me on the telephone??
I'm just saying......
There's a dirty toilet in my immediate future, also. Alas, there is also a fire in the fireplace (the first of the season!) and a glass of wine beside my computer.....
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